We all know now that the man with the orange face is a gift from the comedy gods.
And, as the likelihood of him becoming the most powerful person in the world diminishes, we can laugh again. That's why we want to share one of the most hilarious Twitter trends we've seen all year – the hashtag #TrumpBookReport
Yes, Twitter can be a cesspool full of lunatics and trolls. But it's also a fantastic place for people to practice their one-liners.
In order to spare you wasting precious time, we compiled some of the better ones for you.
Started by the candidate for St. Louis mayor, Antonio French, the hashtag one-liners beautifully sum up the kind of person Donald Trump has revealed himself to be.
Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
What people are reading
Uncle Tom's Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere. @AntonioFrench #trumpbookreport
— Melanated Soul (@RealMotha4Ya) October 20, 2016
Terrific book. God's a great author. 7 or 8 Commandments I could definitely agree with. The others I'd like to renegotiate #TrumpBookReport
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) October 20, 2016
Oz is a disaster, the wizard is rigging it bigly. Believe me. Dorothy is a nasty woman. only I can make Oz great again #TrumpBookReport
— Angela Williams (@Angela_W85) October 20, 2016
I prefer the Mockingbirds that don't get killed. 🐤 #TrumpBookReport
— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) October 20, 2016
Muir's a loser - he walked 1000 miles. Weak! He could've flown in a gold-lined jet. Sad! Believe me, I know the Gulf. #trumpbookreport
— Sierra Club (@SierraClub) October 20, 2016
It's about these kids on an island and have to get things done. They kill a fat kid and things get much better. #TrumpBookReport
— northierthanthou.com (@Brimshack) October 20, 2016
I've never had a problem finding Waldo, Never. Ask anyone. I always find Waldo. #TrumpBookReport
— BillOnFryer (@BillOnFryer) October 20, 2016
"This New Testament is for losers. Jesus was crucified. I like saviors who weren't crucified, okay? Like myself."#TrumpBookReport
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) October 20, 2016
"TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD? Believe me-if those mockingbirds had guns they wouldn't have been killed."#TrumpBookReport
— Gloria Bernstein G-Train (@GloriaBB2) October 20, 2016
Dracula never attacked those women. No proof. Did you see what they looked like. Anemic for sure. #TrumpBookReport
— Marius Strydom (@Marius_Man) October 20, 2016
Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I've always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I'd be dating her. #TrumpBookReport
— kyla crowther (@whatkyIasaid) October 20, 2016
I was against the war in Troy. Ask Hannity. And Helen was maybe a 6. She wouldn't have been my first choice, believe me. #TrumpBookReport
— Brent S. Sirota (@BrentSirota) October 20, 2016
Alien wears Spandex. Says he's from Krypton. Yeah, right. No birth certificate. "S" probably stands for Sharia. #trumpbookreport
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) October 20, 2016
Sauron. I know him. Good guy. The best. Just trying to build things. Has his home destroyed by immigrants. Sad. #TrumpBookReport
— Jonathan (@jonocard) October 20, 2016
Alice is hot. Maybe in ten years I will be dating her. Just grab her by the Cheshire Cat. Make Wonderland Great Again! #TrumpBookReport
— Gary V. Foss (@garyvfoss) October 20, 2016
I'm telling you folks, if I were in charge, we wouldn't have waited for Godot. I would've found him in 5 minutes. #Trumpbookreport
— A Whistle Blower (@CaliCraftyMag) October 20, 2016
Lady Macbeth. Nasty woman. Blood coming out of her wherever. #TrumpBookReport
— LH (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016
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